If Your Body Could Talk
Pain Center(PC): Attention central command; I am getting an incredible amount of signal coming from the waste dump portal until he gets the ok, he is not permitting anything to pass.
Central Command(CC): what exactly is the problem down there?
PC: My fire readings are off the chart! Can you possibly roll back the video for last night, to see what kind of fuel was taken in at that time?
CC: Roger that, I’m looking right now at some footage from the eyes at around 11:00 pm It looks like eggs with jalapeños, sausage, little crushed red peppers, hot sauce, cheese, and a beer to wash it down.
PC: Great, what do I tell waste disposal!
CC: According to my readings, he has little choice but to let it pass.
PC: Of course, but the questions is does he have authorization to initiate the levels of pain he is asking for?
CC: As far as we’re concerned, the authorization was given at about 11:00 last night.
PC: Full pain limits?
CC: Maybe it will teach him a lesson
PC: Roger that, Waste Disposal(WD) by approval of Com-Central, we are authorizing partial to full expulsion at maximum pain levels, I repeat at full pain levels.
WD: Thank you. Com-Central can you coordinate the eyes and legs to locate a waste receptacle port, while I increase the bowl pressure and release a little gas.
CC: That’s a positive on the increased pressure, but a negative on the gas release the eyes are telling us that he is in a car of co-workers. It may be a little while before release will be possible, but still a go on a slow increase of pressure over a … well we’re checking routines currently in process and so… you have a thirty minute window to increase pressure. After that gas release and pain increase will be authorized.
WD: That’s a go, I’m also requesting some perspiration from the sweat glands, and maybe a little rumbling from the stomach.
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